Ass Pancakes
Ass Pancakes Updated
Intro Witchyworld (The Inferno) playing and Ass Pancakes saying "I am Ass Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you."
Type Chaser
Signs of nearing Quotes
Origin Ass Pancakes bonks someone
Map(s) Any
Theme song Mr. Patch
Partners "Jester" version of Ass Pancakes
Stunnable? No

Ass Pancakes is a boss in Slender Fortress.

Description Edit

Ass Pancakes resides in a BLU can of Bonk! in no specific location. As such, Ass Pancakes can potentially be anywhere. Upon someone coming near his can, he will reveal himself and come out of the can, showing his ability to cling to walls and ceilings to move. When he gets close, he makes his announcement: "I am Ass Pancakes! I'm gonna BONK you!" Regardless of the impending victim's response, Ass Pancakes will spawn the homestuck Warhammer of Zillyhoo into his hand and scream wildly before smacking off his target's head, and then repeatedly and rapidly slamming what's left. After a while he calms down, but if someone else is nearby he'll go right back to his screaming and ridiculously rapid bonking. On top of this, how he get the Warhammer in the first place is probably quite a story.

In Slender Fortress Edit

There are two types of Ass Pancakes, a "Jester" Ass Pancakes and a new model of Ass Pancakes. Ass Pancakes chases you with his the Zillyhoo hammer. When he gets you, he will scream and "BONK!" you to death.

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Trivia Edit

  • Ass Pancakes shares the same animation with Psycho despise holding the hammer.